Once a week I like to pick up a copy of the pocket sized listings periodical for city-bound gadabouts, the L magazine. My boyfriend writes for it sometimes and it’s also just informative in general . They are supported by a somewhat misunderstood American house of fashion that buys a lot of their ad space. This week, said house of style is advertising ‘Party Tights,’ which I think suggests that if you are wearing these stockings you’re almost guaranteed to be having a good time. The nymphet in the advertisement is wearing the ‘sparkle pantyhose’ variant (shown here), which are clearly not lacking in luster. This disembodied version of the whore has opted to pair her party tights with nothing, which is a bold move considering most people think of tights as an accessory. Perhaps she thinks that the sparkle pantyhose are actually just really thin-skinned pants and she is about to pair them with a tunic, a belt, some fabulous hoop earrings, and an over-the-jeans handjob.
The sparkle pantyhose are constructed from synthetic materials and some kind of magical gold thread is sewn throughout to give the gams a glossy sheen. The elastic helps keep the tights and the inviting smell of the syph close to your skin. They look great on and look even better when shriveled and balled up on the shag.
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